








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 854 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 125 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Esplay | 13 matches | 2,212 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




83 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3099 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,948 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2378 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1532 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1652 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1386 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $966,864 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1371 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tabuenca | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | Rasvalapa | 55% | 42 |
| #3 | West | 54% | 67 |
| #4 | @Fr0zeN>>> | 53% | 17 |
| #5 | positiveguy2 | 52% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | West | 29 | 0.0218 |
| #2 | MH KORPELA | 16 | 0.0284 |
| #3 | Rasvalapa | 13 | 0.0161 |
| #4 | OLEN SUVAKKI | 11 | 0.0080 |
| #5 | Keijo | 9 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rasvalapa | 331 | 0.41 | 8 min |
| #2 | Keijo | 311 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | OLEN SUVAKKI | 283 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #4 | positiveguy2 | 132 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | West | 88 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tabuenca | +4.37 | 89 | 65 |
| #2 | Jarza | +2.68 | 79 | 59 |
| #3 | @Fr0zeN>>> | +0.50 | 86 | 69 |
| #4 | positiveguy2 | +0.11 | 83 | 67 |
| #5 | OLEN SUVAKKI | -0.26 | 74 | 60 |





