








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 395 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Wingman | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2628 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,999 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 548 | 8% |
| Smokes | 2067 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2850 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 1534 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,214,443 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 258 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | werner ziegler | 62% | 34 |
| #2 | Fl1ppy | 61% | 31 |
| #3 | silva | 56% | 48 |
| #4 | ★DemonJK | 54% | 48 |
| #5 | Zymt | 54% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | silva | 143 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | Er3mit | 137 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | iLight | 124 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | werner ziegler | 104 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | immobilo | 73 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fl1ppy | +4.67 | 84 | 57 |
| #2 | werner ziegler | +3.01 | 95 | 56 |
| #3 | 蝶magnus | +2.48 | 72 | 44 |
| #4 | immobilo | +2.26 | 82 | 71 |
| #5 | Er3mit | +2.01 | 88 | 64 |





