








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 283 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 157 matches | ||
| Wingman | 69 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2813 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,640 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2446 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1670 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1647 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 877 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $513,410 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 480 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | erh | 62% | 34 |
| #2 | Er3mit | 58% | 24 |
| #3 | ★DemonJK | 57% | 28 |
| #4 | 蝶magnus | 57% | 23 |
| #5 | Zymt | 57% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | silva | 49% | 80 |
| #10 | WaaxeL | 48% | 31 |
| #11 | iLight | 48% | 54 |
| #12 | oskario | 41% | 29 |
| #13 | Pod | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | silva | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | iLight | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Crazyplaystyle | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | oskario | 3 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | erh | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iLight | 179 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | silva | 157 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | WaaxeL | 135 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #4 | oskario | 118 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | immobilo | 86 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | werner ziegler | +2.14 | 93 | 53 |
| #2 | WaaxeL | +1.70 | 86 | 74 |
| #3 | 蝶magnus | +1.43 | 68 | 37 |
| #4 | Pod | +1.28 | 83 | 67 |
| #5 | ★DemonJK | +0.92 | 82 | 36 |





