








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 864 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 405 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 79 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5289 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,187 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2214 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3985 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4794 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 4194 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,054,196 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 644 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | erh | 54% | 37 |
| #2 | Fl1ppy | 54% | 87 |
| #3 | iLight | 53% | 122 |
| #4 | ☠ .תaJ.S ☠ | 53% | 34 |
| #5 | Er3mit | 52% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Er3mit | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | iLight | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Fl1ppy | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | silva | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | immobilo | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iLight | 357 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | immobilo | 221 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #3 | Fl1ppy | 188 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | Er3mit | 165 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | silva | 126 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fl1ppy | +4.79 | 86 | 61 |
| #2 | Er3mit | +2.57 | 88 | 64 |
| #3 | immobilo | +1.53 | 84 | 74 |
| #4 | ★DemonJK | +1.07 | 83 | 39 |
| #5 | silva | +0.26 | 43 | 66 |





