








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1152 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 333 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 93 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5291 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,900 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 398 | 5% |
| Smokes | 3364 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 1272 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2866 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $936,573 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 779 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Zymt | 49% | 45 |
| #11 | Dogdaddy | 49% | 37 |
| #12 | immobilo | 48% | 56 |
| #13 | Gzuslive ™✪ | 48% | 44 |
| #14 | Supermark | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fl1ppy | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Er3mit | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Pod | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Supermark | 3 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | iLight | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fl1ppy | +2.80 | 83 | 60 |
| #2 | werner ziegler | +2.43 | 93 | 58 |
| #3 | Pod | +2.17 | 79 | 67 |
| #4 | Er3mit | +2.11 | 89 | 63 |
| #5 | ★DemonJK | +1.72 | 86 | 37 |





