








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 881 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 343 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 445 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5784 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,350 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1808 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1821 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2273 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3448 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,643,250 of utility $264 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2050 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GameAndLive | 68% | 31 |
| #2 | Lil Timmy | 64% | 25 |
| #3 | PrincessMaja | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | Benn-Tenzz︻デ 一 | 54% | 41 |
| #5 | amood | 53% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | MultiNormann | 50% | 156 |
| #9 | Mr_Weedar420 | 48% | 71 |
| #10 | Locomotive engineer | 41% | 27 |
| #11 | 123 | 40% | 52 |
| #12 | emil | 36% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MultiNormann | 13 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | GameAndLive | 12 | 0.0179 |
| #3 | TeNsu Son Of Satan | 9 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | 001 | 9 | 0.0151 |
| #5 | emil | 8 | 0.0082 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MultiNormann | 297 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #2 | TeNsu Son Of Satan | 243 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | 001 | 146 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #4 | emil | 94 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Benn-Tenzz︻デ 一 | 83 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benn-Tenzz︻デ 一 | +3.04 | 79 | 68 |
| #2 | n0rdens | +2.58 | 84 | 53 |
| #3 | 001 | +2.24 | 74 | 61 |
| #4 | Lil Timmy | +2.05 | 64 | 57 |
| #5 | GameAndLive | +1.35 | 76 | 58 |





