








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 672 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 571 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6182 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,417 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5584 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4673 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6398 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4762 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,337,622 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 158 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TeNsu Son Of Satan | 56% | 174 |
| #2 | Princess Maja res | 53% | 111 |
| #3 | GameAndLive | 51% | 119 |
| #4 | Mr_Weedar420 | 51% | 302 |
| #5 | n0rdens | 50% | 156 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | 001 | 47% | 60 |
| #10 | Benn-Tenzz︻デ 一 | 44% | 48 |
| #11 | emil | 43% | 178 |
| #12 | levlQuattro | 42% | 48 |
| #13 | Krabbedal | 41% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n0rdens | 33 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | emil | 28 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | TeNsu Son Of Satan | 26 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | Princess Maja res | 20 | 0.0086 |
| #5 | PrincessMaja | 15 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TeNsu Son Of Satan | 775 | 0.21 | 19 min |
| #2 | emil | 539 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #3 | 001 | 341 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #4 | Locomotive engineer | 239 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | Mr_Weedar420 | 228 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n0rdens | +4.03 | 84 | 54 |
| #2 | Princess Maja res | +3.57 | 73 | 59 |
| #3 | Benn-Tenzz︻デ 一 | +2.53 | 79 | 65 |
| #4 | GameAndLive | +1.82 | 72 | 57 |
| #5 | 001 | +1.52 | 81 | 57 |





