








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 77 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
211 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 352 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 50 | 14% |
| Smokes | 81 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 132 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 89 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $181,754 of utility $251 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | VaN_baNán | 46% | 26 |
| #5 | kisyoshi | 44% | 16 |
| #6 | Groovy | 39% | 23 |
| #7 | W1ldF1re.- | 33% | 9 |
| #8 | chado | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VaN_baNán | 3 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | kisyoshi | 2 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Groovy | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | SR5 | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VaN_baNán | 39 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #2 | Groovy | 28 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | kisyoshi | 13 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | SnusEnjoyer | 11 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #5 | SR5 | 6 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Groovy | +4.30 | 83 | 53 |
| #2 | W1ldF1re.- | +0.91 | 58 | 46 |
| #3 | VaN_baNán | -0.27 | 54 | 57 |
| #4 | SR5 | -0.58 | 57 | 29 |
| #5 | Kalács :3 (TÚRÓRUDI) | -1.15 | 64 | 34 |





