








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2213 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 310 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 149 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8744 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,337 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3674 | 19% |
| Smokes | 5396 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5558 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4709 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,344,413 of utility $232 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1280 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MOLNÁR KRISZTIÁN CS2SKIN.GIFT | 68% | 69 |
| #2 | Ricsko0428 | 52% | 311 |
| #3 | Groovy | 51% | 148 |
| #4 | SR5 | 47% | 178 |
| #5 | W1ldF1re.- | 47% | 207 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ricsko0428 | 354 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #2 | VaN_baNán | 233 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | MOLNÁR KRISZTIÁN CS2SKIN.GIFT | 207 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | Groovy | 197 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | R0csk071 CS2.ME | 142 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SnusEnjoyer | +3.16 | 75 | 53 |
| #2 | Groovy | +2.60 | 73 | 58 |
| #3 | MOLNÁR KRISZTIÁN CS2SKIN.GIFT | +2.34 | 71 | 57 |
| #4 | VaN_baNán | -0.62 | 58 | 54 |
| #5 | W1ldF1re.- | -0.66 | 54 | 40 |





