








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 108 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 41 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
619 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,677 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 336 | 20% |
| Smokes | 460 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 387 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 494 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $297,182 of utility $226 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rub | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | GTIX | 50% | 14 |
| #3 | SkriL | 50% | 24 |
| #4 | 2mas | 47% | 17 |
| #5 | Greaper | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | SkriL | 50% | 24 |
| #4 | 2mas | 47% | 17 |
| #5 | Greaper | 44% | 25 |
| #6 | Lau | 44% | 16 |
| #7 | SkriLmeister | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GTIX | 2 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | SkriL | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Greaper | 84 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | SkriL | 67 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | 2mas | 31 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Rub | 16 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | SkriLmeister | 13 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkriLmeister | +3.12 | 38 | 84 |
| #2 | Cond0r- | +2.59 | 84 | 54 |
| #3 | Rub | +1.88 | 66 | 60 |
| #4 | Greaper | +1.34 | 61 | 81 |
| #5 | SkriL | +0.57 | 42 | 74 |





