








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1122 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 251 matches | ||
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10868 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,100 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11044 | 38% |
| Smokes | 3877 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 7597 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6582 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $990,052 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1609 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sherwin | 91% | 76 |
| #2 | ende. | 86% | 139 |
| #3 | moooks | 84% | 43 |
| #4 | P0iS0N0uS | 82% | 60 |
| #5 | -Silver2k | 79% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | P0iS0N0uS | 82% | 60 |
| #5 | -Silver2k | 79% | 73 |
| #6 | Ezelpigu | 78% | 46 |
| #7 | ♿Mo_Mo | 78% | 72 |
| #8 | /qinsy. | 77% | 485 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | /qinsy. | 23 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | ende. | 14 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | moooks | 9 | 0.0118 |
| #4 | ♿Mo_Mo | 8 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | sherwin | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | /qinsy. | 1047 | 0.12 | 28 min |
| #2 | ende. | 477 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #3 | P0iS0N0uS | 225 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #4 | sherwin | 202 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | ♿Mo_Mo | 81 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ende. | +5.04 | 88 | 57 |
| #2 | ✪灵活小胖子 | +4.54 | 83 | 64 |
| #3 | /qinsy. | +3.90 | 88 | 65 |
| #4 | ♿Mo_Mo | +3.14 | 88 | 51 |
| #5 | P0iS0N0uS | +2.49 | 89 | 51 |





