








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 761 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 303 matches | ||
| Wingman | 86 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4151 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,895 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2999 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4419 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3804 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3673 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,417,319 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 126 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 巴 BabyQueeen | 56% | 108 |
| #2 | Vinum | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | ✪ Deejay | 52% | 200 |
| #4 | Godypmu | 50% | 38 |
| #5 | s1d | 47% | 223 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Vinum | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | ✪ Deejay | 52% | 200 |
| #4 | Godypmu | 50% | 38 |
| #5 | s1d | 47% | 223 |
| #6 | tommysn | 38% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1d | 22 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | ✪ Deejay | 13 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | 巴 BabyQueeen | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | tommysn | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Godypmu | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1d | 352 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #2 | 巴 BabyQueeen | 231 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | ✪ Deejay | 211 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | Godypmu | 135 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | Vinum | 119 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Godypmu | +3.61 | 87 | 67 |
| #2 | Vinum | +1.35 | 76 | 73 |
| #3 | s1d | +0.76 | 85 | 56 |
| #4 | 트랙스 | +0.66 | 79 | 62 |
| #5 | 巴 BabyQueeen | +0.30 | 67 | 60 |





