








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 276 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1549 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,201 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1954 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1618 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2016 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1613 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $549,869 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 226 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marcyq | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | reigNyQ | 56% | 41 |
| #3 | kron1k | 54% | 28 |
| #4 | 트랙스 | 53% | 30 |
| #5 | ✪ Deejay | 53% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | screa | 48% | 40 |
| #9 | r0x | 47% | 19 |
| #10 | JONAZZZ | 47% | 74 |
| #11 | uNNNormal. | 38% | 21 |
| #12 | TooM9 | 38% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JONAZZZ | 8 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | reigNyQ | 7 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | The_Proxist | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | r0x | 4 | 0.0099 |
| #5 | ✪ Deejay | 3 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JONAZZZ | 178 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | Godypmu | 121 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | The_Proxist | 119 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | reigNyQ | 114 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | Marcyq | 114 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Godypmu | +1.61 | 87 | 65 |
| #2 | reigNyQ | +1.32 | 88 | 64 |
| #3 | JONAZZZ | +1.28 | 87 | 58 |
| #4 | Marcyq | +1.06 | 75 | 68 |
| #5 | Vinum | +0.39 | 76 | 67 |





