








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 65 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1639 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,217 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1266 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1484 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1117 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1350 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $377,769 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Deejay | 63% | 41 |
| #2 | 트랙스 | 56% | 108 |
| #3 | s1d | 50% | 76 |
| #4 | Gimli Dosenbier | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | Godypmu | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 트랙스 | 56% | 108 |
| #3 | s1d | 50% | 76 |
| #4 | Gimli Dosenbier | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | Godypmu | 38% | 13 |
| #6 | tommysn | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 트랙스 | 15 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | s1d | 8 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | ✪ Deejay | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Godypmu | 2 | 0.0078 |
| #5 | Gimli Dosenbier | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 트랙스 | 184 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | s1d | 178 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | Gimli Dosenbier | 90 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | ✪ Deejay | 63 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Godypmu | 46 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Godypmu | +3.88 | 89 | 63 |
| #2 | Gimli Dosenbier | +1.44 | 84 | 54 |
| #3 | 트랙스 | +1.15 | 81 | 63 |
| #4 | s1d | +0.57 | 88 | 61 |
| #5 | tommysn | +0.34 | 87 | 53 |





