








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 487 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 274 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5608 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,970 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2946 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3447 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3095 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4482 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,736,823 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 126 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Olivia | 72% | 46 |
| #2 | luke | 69% | 74 |
| #3 | Flip Dundy | 67% | 49 |
| #4 | techyyy | 67% | 54 |
| #5 | Lussac | 66% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Flip Dundy | 67% | 49 |
| #4 | techyyy | 67% | 54 |
| #5 | Lussac | 66% | 32 |
| #6 | Frink | 62% | 440 |
| #7 | Mrodtv | 55% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frink | 20 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | luke | 14 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | techyyy | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Flip Dundy | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Olivia | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frink | 1397 | 0.16 | 38 min |
| #2 | luke | 334 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #3 | techyyy | 256 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #4 | Olivia | 255 | 0.28 | 7 min |
| #5 | Flip Dundy | 197 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frink | +2.73 | 75 | 67 |
| #2 | luke | +2.66 | 87 | 66 |
| #3 | Twistzz | +2.58 | 83 | 58 |
| #4 | Lussac | +2.51 | 89 | 45 |
| #5 | techyyy | +1.78 | 86 | 53 |





