








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 711 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 352 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9947 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,824 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9581 | 25% |
| Smokes | 8413 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 10726 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 9104 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,643,966 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 354 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝚁𝙸𝙺𝙾 | 83% | 120 |
| #2 | WayToToilet | 81% | 181 |
| #3 | ɴᴏ ɢʀᴀꜱꜱ, ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴄꜱ | 81% | 195 |
| #4 | sliverplay | 78% | 138 |
| #5 | ☪Vatonz | 78% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | *Ariel | 76% | 184 |
| #8 | 1001 | 75% | 155 |
| #9 | doggo | 75% | 280 |
| #10 | Minter` # Commend` | 74% | 444 |
| #11 | sɴαᴋëʀ's. | 69% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doggo | 34 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Minter` # Commend` | 21 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | ɴᴏ ɢʀᴀꜱꜱ, ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴄꜱ | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | 1001 | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | sɴαᴋëʀ's. | 4 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Minter` # Commend` | 1213 | 0.14 | 32 min |
| #2 | doggo | 969 | 0.18 | 24 min |
| #3 | ɴᴏ ɢʀᴀꜱꜱ, ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴄꜱ | 740 | 0.21 | 19 min |
| #4 | *Ariel | 498 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #5 | 𝚁𝙸𝙺𝙾 | 295 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sliverplay | +4.29 | 90 | 59 |
| #2 | Sonata | +3.34 | 82 | 68 |
| #3 | ɴᴏ ɢʀᴀꜱꜱ, ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴄꜱ | +3.03 | 80 | 69 |
| #4 | doggo | +2.30 | 85 | 63 |
| #5 | 𝙋𝙧 | +2.16 | 90 | 60 |





