








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 79 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1394 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,317 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1646 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1245 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1049 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1377 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $216,086 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Appl4f1tters | 74% | 39 |
| #2 | fishfromriver | 65% | 79 |
| #3 | den1s | 62% | 86 |
| #4 | Gryphon | 60% | 62 |
| #5 | Fdesee | 50% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Skyboy1963 | 46% | 103 |
| 44% | 9 | ||
| #11 | Ball T. Moore | 36% | 14 |
| #12 | skrt | 31% | 13 |
| #13 | EarlyWorgBenson | 24% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fishfromriver | 8 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Appl4f1tters | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | EarlyWorgBenson | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Skyboy1963 | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | den1s | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fishfromriver | 293 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #2 | Skyboy1963 | 261 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | den1s | 190 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | Gryphon | 122 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Appl4f1tters | 90 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fdesee | +1.68 | 80 | 66 |
| #2 | kamen | +1.43 | 69 | 73 |
| #3 | den1s | +1.18 | 62 | 67 |
| #4 | fishfromriver | +1.07 | 80 | 67 |
| #5 | Gryphon | +1.02 | 65 | 59 |





