








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 144 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1887 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,471 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1834 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1215 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1096 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1326 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $484,454 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Appl4f1tters | 79% | 34 |
| #2 | LaRoLdiNh0 | 75% | 16 |
| #3 | copey | 74% | 19 |
| #4 | 平-HuNTeR-和 | 68% | 50 |
| #5 | Gryphon | 65% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 56% | 9 | ||
| #12 | The Mandalorian | 55% | 11 |
| #13 | Fdesee | 52% | 23 |
| #14 | Mist Vi | 50% | 12 |
| #15 | EarlyWorgBenson | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kamen | 8 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | 平-HuNTeR-和 | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Appl4f1tters | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | den1s | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Skyboy1963 | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | den1s | 484 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | kamen | 367 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #3 | 平-HuNTeR-和 | 252 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #4 | Skyboy1963 | 209 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | MajorFletch | 157 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LaRoLdiNh0 | +3.66 | 82 | 61 |
| #2 | The Mandalorian | +3.46 | 77 | 56 |
| #3 | 平-HuNTeR-和 | +1.99 | 76 | 72 |
| #4 | Gryphon | +1.64 | 66 | 60 |
| #5 | kamen | +1.45 | 71 | 73 |





