








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 627 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5193 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,041 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 850 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1654 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 737 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1800 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,812,858 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 494 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | cluckes | 46% | 72 |
| #9 | Sepicraze | 44% | 108 |
| #10 | Skell<3 | 43% | 44 |
| #11 | BonBonVal | 42% | 62 |
| #12 | Demonara | 38% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cluckes | 7 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Fricks | 6 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Pancake | 6 | 0.0090 |
| #4 | Demonara | 4 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | M1sterChaos | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pancake | +3.54 | 83 | 56 |
| #2 | TheSimeolin | +2.97 | 88 | 40 |
| #3 | cluckes | +0.76 | 64 | 57 |
| #4 | M1sterChaos | +0.65 | 72 | 40 |
| #5 | Sepicraze | +0.05 | 52 | 69 |





