








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 75 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1548 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,286 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 966 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1044 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1078 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1198 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $320,103 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leddy_counterstrike_gamer_07 | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | Mac | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | Xetherato ツ | 65% | 20 |
| #4 | delew0w | 64% | 14 |
| #5 | kas ♥ [s] | 64% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | edeninho | 7 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | Xetherato ツ | 4 | 0.0099 |
| #3 | leddy_counterstrike_gamer_07 | 3 | 0.0136 |
| #4 | Blaze | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Malyna | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blaze | 220 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #2 | Malyna | 164 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #3 | Xetherato ツ | 105 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #4 | haznoodle | 86 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | edeninho | 58 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xetherato ツ | +5.02 | 80 | 60 |
| #2 | ✪ s0ra | +2.35 | 84 | 48 |
| #3 | Blaze | +2.19 | 62 | 70 |
| #4 | kas ♥ [s] | +1.65 | 82 | 46 |
| #5 | YouM3 | +0.79 | 68 | 75 |





