








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 539 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 200 matches | ||
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6677 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,720 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4130 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4210 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3953 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3427 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,004,081 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S4ndeR ♿ | 64% | 137 |
| #2 | PEPSI MAX | 64% | 39 |
| #3 | Baba HiddeN | 60% | 131 |
| #4 | R3FLEX | 57% | 250 |
| #5 | JueLLL | 57% | 206 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R3FLEX | 622 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #2 | JueLLL | 504 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | S4ndeR ♿ | 300 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | Baba HiddeN | 254 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | downatello | 136 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FIREFOX | +3.02 | 76 | 65 |
| #2 | S4ndeR ♿ | +2.63 | 91 | 67 |
| #3 | Baba HiddeN | +1.85 | 65 | 76 |
| #4 | Esse | +1.61 | 75 | 70 |
| #5 | R3FLEX | +0.42 | 63 | 65 |





