








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 339 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2240 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,478 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2267 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2017 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2387 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1807 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $646,021 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PEPSI MAX | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Thiberg | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | S4ndeR ♿ | 56% | 120 |
| #4 | Baba HiddeN | 54% | 98 |
| #5 | Enok Energinguaq | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | R3FLEX | 49% | 43 |
| #9 | Esse | 49% | 35 |
| #10 | FIREFOX | 48% | 85 |
| #11 | The_Undulator | 48% | 25 |
| #12 | P1TZO#RTG | 43% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S4ndeR ♿ | 21 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | JueLLL | 9 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | R3FLEX | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Bot Hjarnø | 3 | 0.0100 |
| #5 | Baba HiddeN | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JueLLL | 390 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #2 | S4ndeR ♿ | 292 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | FIREFOX | 221 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | Baba HiddeN | 178 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | R3FLEX | 117 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S4ndeR ♿ | +3.51 | 91 | 64 |
| #2 | R3FLEX | +1.95 | 67 | 67 |
| #3 | Baba HiddeN | +1.83 | 62 | 76 |
| #4 | Thiberg | +1.56 | 53 | 66 |
| #5 | Esse | +1.10 | 76 | 73 |





