








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 198 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
468 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,566 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 452 | 29% |
| Smokes | 403 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 236 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 475 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $327,270 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pingu med pälsmössan | 50% | 10 |
| #2 | don't666 | 38% | 8 |
| #3 | BON | 35% | 37 |
| #4 | BLUE | 33% | 61 |
| #5 | spawn_of_satan.exe | 32% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | BON | 35% | 37 |
| #4 | BLUE | 33% | 61 |
| #5 | spawn_of_satan.exe | 32% | 59 |
| #6 | krkodilen | 32% | 22 |
| #7 | kissnödiga sven | 10% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BLUE | 13 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | spawn_of_satan.exe | 7 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | BON | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | krkodilen | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Pingu med pälsmössan | 1 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BLUE | 115 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | spawn_of_satan.exe | 55 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | kissnödiga sven | 32 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | BON | 31 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Pingu med pälsmössan | 12 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BON | +6.01 | 77 | 51 |
| #2 | don't666 | +5.14 | 65 | 56 |
| #3 | Pingu med pälsmössan | +0.76 | 77 | 52 |
| #4 | BLUE | -0.47 | 56 | 54 |
| #5 | spawn_of_satan.exe | -2.12 | 42 | 35 |





