








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1317 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 692 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 1,512 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




166 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7119 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,956 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4886 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3578 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3633 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3859 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,645,710 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 613 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | l3v1 | 53% | 59 |
| #2 | MrBased | 50% | 259 |
| #3 | エリヤ | 48% | 256 |
| #4 | don't666 | 44% | 70 |
| #5 | spawn_of_satan.exe | 42% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | エリヤ | 48% | 256 |
| #4 | don't666 | 44% | 70 |
| #5 | spawn_of_satan.exe | 42% | 45 |
| #6 | Papi Santana | 42% | 60 |
| #7 | BLUE | 39% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | エリヤ | 46 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | l3v1 | 35 | 0.0292 |
| #3 | MrBased | 17 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Papi Santana | 10 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | BLUE | 9 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrBased | 533 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #2 | エリヤ | 453 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | BLUE | 242 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | l3v1 | 206 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | don't666 | 157 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | don't666 | +5.23 | 78 | 58 |
| #2 | エリヤ | +1.59 | 71 | 35 |
| #3 | MrBased | +1.11 | 48 | 55 |
| #4 | l3v1 | +0.70 | 52 | 50 |
| #5 | Papi Santana | -0.27 | 64 | 53 |





