








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 653 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 218 matches | ||
| Wingman | 107 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




92 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4763 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,674 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3367 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3394 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2662 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4251 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,895,098 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 860 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | don't666 | 57% | 174 |
| #2 | エリヤ | 53% | 58 |
| #3 | BON | 52% | 229 |
| #4 | Pingu med pälsmössan | 48% | 66 |
| #5 | MrBased | 45% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | don't666 | 403 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #2 | BON | 384 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #3 | kissnödiga sven | 234 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | MrBased | 133 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | Highlighter | 103 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BON | +5.78 | 79 | 54 |
| #2 | don't666 | +5.33 | 77 | 52 |
| #3 | Pingu med pälsmössan | +1.35 | 76 | 44 |
| #4 | MrBased | +0.46 | 52 | 52 |
| #5 | BLUE | -0.20 | 56 | 49 |





