








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 675 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Faceit | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5962 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,111 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2413 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3466 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2233 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2999 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $924,554 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 606 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | W1ndefelt | 50% | 30 |
| #6 | Pingu med pälsmössan | 50% | 122 |
| #7 | Highlighter | 35% | 37 |
| #8 | spawn_of_satan.exe | 33% | 39 |
| #9 | kissnödiga sven | 31% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BLUE | 433 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #2 | Feff | 119 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | Pingu med pälsmössan | 100 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | W1ndefelt | 91 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | kissnödiga sven | 73 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BON | +5.00 | 78 | 54 |
| #2 | Feff | +1.54 | 86 | 61 |
| #3 | W1ndefelt | +0.64 | 77 | 72 |
| #4 | エリヤ | +0.61 | 72 | 34 |
| #5 | Pingu med pälsmössan | -0.06 | 74 | 41 |





