








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 567 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 60 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1987 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,799 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1064 | 22% |
| Smokes | 947 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1550 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1238 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,041,279 of utility $264 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 115 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿ lauri ♿ | 13 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | AQSU | 12 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | ✪ Fiileew | 11 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | Janari | 11 | 0.0216 |
| #5 | Thomadson | 7 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿ lauri ♿ | 215 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | Eelis | 202 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | ✪ Fiileew | 187 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | Thomadson | 139 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Eeär | 139 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Fiileew | +1.92 | 69 | 67 |
| #2 | AQSU | +1.86 | 48 | 44 |
| #3 | Eeär | +1.32 | 68 | 57 |
| #4 | UKSU LFT | +1.12 | 53 | 50 |
| #5 | volvoraggare | +0.91 | 75 | 58 |





