








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 581 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 257 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 66 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3889 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,111 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3776 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3582 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3905 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3848 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,663,025 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 317 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UKSU LFT | 22 | 0.0162 |
| #2 | ✪ Fiileew | 18 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | Thomadson | 13 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | ♿ lauri ♿ | 9 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | Eeär | 8 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thomadson | 753 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #2 | ✪ Fiileew | 555 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #3 | Eeär | 306 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | master of rizz | 290 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | -?- | 285 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Fiileew | +2.85 | 72 | 66 |
| #2 | volvoraggare | +2.82 | 64 | 62 |
| #3 | Eeär | +2.77 | 66 | 61 |
| #4 | Jezke | +1.84 | 79 | 60 |
| #5 | -?- | +1.43 | 73 | 64 |





