








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 209 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2641 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,849 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2717 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1664 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1767 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1701 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $744,760 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | CharlieT | 70% | 141 |
| #7 | How2Goon^ | 67% | 15 |
| #8 | Not Dank | 64% | 99 |
| #9 | LuL | 59% | 17 |
| #10 | Aisod | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Not Dank | 19 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | How2Goon^ | 9 | 0.0320 |
| #3 | roblox shoota | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | LuL | 6 | 0.0153 |
| #5 | Lu | 4 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CharlieT | 353 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | Lu | 237 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | roblox shoota | 180 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Not Dank | 145 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Asian Whale | 106 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Asian Whale | +2.85 | 84 | 45 |
| #2 | LuL | +2.57 | 75 | 35 |
| #3 | CharlieT | +2.48 | 81 | 62 |
| #4 | Trash Is Me | +2.42 | 83 | 59 |
| #5 | Aisod | +2.09 | 88 | 54 |





