








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2202 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,914 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1110 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1408 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1362 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1034 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $253,798 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Asian Whale | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | Nishi | 58% | 33 |
| #3 | Lu | 56% | 16 |
| #4 | roblox shoota | 56% | 18 |
| #5 | Chaotic | 54% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Your Stalker | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Adrian | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Chaotic | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Trash Is Me | 2 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | roblox shoota | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aisod | +3.64 | 89 | 54 |
| #2 | Asian Whale | +3.42 | 90 | 56 |
| #3 | roblox shoota | +2.30 | 75 | 59 |
| #4 | CharlieT | +1.52 | 79 | 63 |
| #5 | Chaotic | +1.37 | 91 | 56 |





