








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 408 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 125 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




81 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5534 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,524 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3759 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4242 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5468 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 6055 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,938,927 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 822 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iwatchhentai | 14 | 0.0186 |
| #2 | roblox shoota | 12 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | CharlieT | 10 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Lu | 10 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Asian Whale | 6 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CharlieT | 1274 | 0.13 | 29 min |
| #2 | Lu | 760 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #3 | roblox shoota | 580 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #4 | Trash Is Me | 370 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #5 | Asian Whale | 359 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Asian Whale | +2.62 | 83 | 48 |
| #2 | CharlieT | +2.09 | 80 | 62 |
| #3 | Lu | +1.84 | 93 | 56 |
| #4 | Trash Is Me | +1.79 | 83 | 58 |
| #5 | catfish_jones.exe багет | +1.30 | 80 | 30 |





