








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1563 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 46 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9192 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,200 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4974 | 19% |
| Smokes | 7205 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6237 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7784 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,154,834 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1636 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roblox shoota | 72% | 333 |
| #2 | MAFIA | 72% | 50 |
| #3 | Trash Is Me | 72% | 116 |
| #4 | Chaotic | 70% | 155 |
| #5 | Asian Whale | 69% | 335 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CharlieT | 1665 | 0.13 | 38 min |
| #2 | roblox shoota | 774 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #3 | Not Dank | 577 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #4 | Asian Whale | 532 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #5 | Chaotic | 509 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Asian Whale | +2.42 | 82 | 44 |
| #2 | CharlieT | +2.08 | 81 | 62 |
| #3 | Lu | +1.96 | 93 | 58 |
| #4 | Trash Is Me | +1.48 | 80 | 59 |
| #5 | Chaotic | +1.05 | 89 | 58 |





