








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1058 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 264 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 98 matches | ||
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 57 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7156 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,507 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6435 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4430 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3826 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4816 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,578,503 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1759 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tuna | 65% | 49 |
| #2 | n0ize | 65% | 63 |
| #3 | Steaux | 65% | 79 |
| #4 | ambassador | 62% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tuna | 65% | 49 |
| #2 | n0ize | 65% | 63 |
| #3 | Steaux | 65% | 79 |
| #4 | ambassador | 62% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steaux | 11 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | ambassador | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | n0ize | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Tuna | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ambassador | 381 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #2 | Steaux | 372 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #3 | n0ize | 207 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | Tuna | 148 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leapo1d <3 | +3.89 | 88 | 57 |
| #2 | ambassador | +1.48 | 79 | 70 |
| #3 | n0ize | +1.22 | 89 | 64 |
| #4 | Tuna | +0.77 | 80 | 69 |
| #5 | Steaux | -0.22 | 58 | 74 |





