








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2153 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 358 matches | ||
| Faceit | 197 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11888 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,305 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10928 | 33% |
| Smokes | 7088 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 7436 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7853 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,172,580 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2073 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Steaux | 62% | 466 |
| #10 | ambassador | 58% | 214 |
| #11 | Huron | 56% | 168 |
| #12 | SpeechLess | 55% | 64 |
| #13 | dot | 44% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | detox | +3.48 | 79 | 62 |
| #2 | dot | +3.25 | 85 | 68 |
| #3 | n0ize | +2.32 | 87 | 66 |
| #4 | smiths | +1.41 | 79 | 74 |
| #5 | ambassador | +1.29 | 78 | 70 |





