








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1215 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 452 matches | ||
| Faceit | 247 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 187 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




157 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12245 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 44,089 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15720 | 36% |
| Smokes | 13213 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4948 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 10208 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,976,178 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 853 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tuna | 66% | 112 |
| #2 | Leapo1d <3 | 65% | 79 |
| #3 | n0ize | 62% | 466 |
| #4 | -Ramen_ | 61% | 61 |
| #5 | Alimo | 59% | 274 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n0ize | 1381 | 0.14 | 33 min |
| #2 | ambassador | 1027 | 0.17 | 26 min |
| #3 | Alimo | 771 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #4 | Huron | 703 | 0.29 | 16 min |
| #5 | protato | 617 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steaux | +1.68 | 71 | 72 |
| #2 | Alimo | +1.62 | 81 | 52 |
| #3 | Leapo1d <3 | +1.58 | 86 | 62 |
| #4 | n0ize | +1.42 | 86 | 63 |
| #5 | -Ramen_ | +1.35 | 87 | 36 |





