








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 479 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3022 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,394 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3612 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3403 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2607 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2772 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $410,376 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 260 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ๐๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ธ๐๐ฆ/.TTV | 55% | 53 |
| #5 | Rot Dam's | 50% | 28 |
| #6 | AtomicKitty | 48% | 21 |
| #7 | Horigrim | 44% | 25 |
| #8 | Deherve | 15% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | All Alone, like a dog | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | ๐๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ธ๐๐ฆ/.TTV | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Horigrim | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | โชhelloman | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | All Alone, like a dog | 260 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | ๐๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ธ๐๐ฆ/.TTV | 234 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #3 | โชhelloman | 131 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | Horigrim | 120 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #5 | Rot Dam's | 82 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rot Dam's | +3.25 | 87 | 66 |
| #2 | Theporr1aaa | +2.65 | 85 | 77 |
| #3 | All Alone, like a dog | +2.62 | 86 | 63 |
| #4 | โชhelloman | -0.34 | 67 | 66 |
| #5 | ๐๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ธ๐๐ฆ/.TTV | -1.49 | 66 | 70 |





