








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 271 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 317 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3312 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,617 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3776 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4054 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3135 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3652 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,645,582 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 75 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Fallout | 56% | 43 |
| #2 | Koselicious | 53% | 36 |
| #3 | .smirnoff | 52% | 42 |
| #4 | Revaaz | 52% | 50 |
| #5 | DaviD | 52% | 299 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | neugyyy | 47% | 116 |
| #8 | Houwzer | 47% | 182 |
| #9 | Guido | 46% | 202 |
| #10 | Sirr0m | 46% | 57 |
| #11 | dasdingmitsosse | 40% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaviD | 10 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Guido | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Houwzer | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | dasdingmitsosse | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | mattocardo | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaviD | 1524 | 0.24 | 33 min |
| #2 | Houwzer | 825 | 0.22 | 19 min |
| #3 | neugyyy | 710 | 0.29 | 14 min |
| #4 | mattocardo | 687 | 0.21 | 19 min |
| #5 | Guido | 608 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaviD | +3.36 | 79 | 68 |
| #2 | The Fallout | +2.69 | 87 | 57 |
| #3 | mattocardo | +1.09 | 83 | 62 |
| #4 | Revaaz | +0.75 | 81 | 65 |
| #5 | Sirr0m | -0.43 | 71 | 66 |





