








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 174 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 265 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2632 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,681 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2128 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2902 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3683 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2968 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,425,396 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 406 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | papa 2rzo | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | Monst3rrrr. | 60% | 30 |
| #3 | Gigelicious | 58% | 24 |
| #4 | Baum | 57% | 84 |
| #5 | sk | 56% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #16 | nAsty | 45% | 29 |
| #17 | ♿ Th0mps3n | 43% | 44 |
| #18 | †jNs† | 40% | 48 |
| #19 | CruZ | 39% | 112 |
| #20 | chris | 38% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CruZ | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | FoxSin KuzanOo | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | chris | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | dead! | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | PainFull | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | papa 2rzo | +1.89 | 70 | 65 |
| #2 | draqe | +1.88 | 87 | 70 |
| #3 | PENDRAGON | +1.83 | 51 | 82 |
| #4 | synax | +1.74 | 78 | 56 |
| #5 | sk | +1.67 | 72 | 65 |





