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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
125 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 394 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 78 | 20% |
| Smokes | 91 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 143 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 82 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $45,631 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flywieadlerskrrrt | 40 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #2 | Kobe Brisant | 33 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #3 | Sassy Sasquatch | 20 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Donny D. | 12 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | yeti | 9 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yeti | +6.45 | 71 | 53 |
| #2 | Scrunk | +3.71 | 76 | 70 |
| #3 | flywieadlerskrrrt | +3.27 | 69 | 58 |
| #4 | Sassy Sasquatch | +2.13 | 67 | 37 |
| #5 | jusie™ | +1.15 | 72 | 39 |





