








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
384 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,578 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 274 | 17% |
| Smokes | 264 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 474 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 566 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $295,361 of utility $232 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | astheboiiii | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | _ProHater_ | 48% | 46 |
| #3 | Kain | 45% | 51 |
| #4 | Miller | 45% | 47 |
| #5 | Ronnie Pickering | 14% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | astheboiiii | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | _ProHater_ | 48% | 46 |
| #3 | Kain | 45% | 51 |
| #4 | Miller | 45% | 47 |
| #5 | Ronnie Pickering | 14% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _ProHater_ | 12 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | Miller | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | astheboiiii | 4 | 0.0110 |
| #4 | Kain | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kain | 192 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #2 | _ProHater_ | 137 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Ronnie Pickering | 46 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | astheboiiii | 35 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Miller | 21 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | astheboiiii | +2.44 | 69 | 50 |
| #2 | _ProHater_ | +1.10 | 83 | 61 |
| #3 | Kain | +0.90 | 57 | 63 |
| #4 | Miller | +0.27 | 31 | 41 |
| #5 | Jhames | -3.45 | 54 | 44 |





