








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 589 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2059 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,772 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1346 | 23% |
| Smokes | 859 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 1728 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1839 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $516,122 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 171 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prosnax | 49% | 186 |
| #2 | Sirgoodman | 43% | 128 |
| #3 | Girthquake | 42% | 170 |
| #4 | ItzaHeko | 39% | 18 |
| #5 | Starshiptrooper | 33% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prosnax | 49% | 186 |
| #2 | Sirgoodman | 43% | 128 |
| #3 | Girthquake | 42% | 170 |
| #4 | ItzaHeko | 39% | 18 |
| #5 | Starshiptrooper | 33% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prosnax | 10 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Girthquake | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Sirgoodman | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Starshiptrooper | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | ItzaHeko | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prosnax | 225 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #2 | Girthquake | 137 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #3 | Starshiptrooper | 66 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Sirgoodman | 49 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | ItzaHeko | 16 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prosnax | +4.50 | 46 | 50 |
| #2 | NightMearMoon | -0.40 | 35 | 41 |
| #3 | ItzaHeko | -2.34 | 24 | 38 |
| #4 | Girthquake | -2.38 | 29 | 40 |
| #5 | Starshiptrooper | -2.79 | 29 | 49 |





