








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1520 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 109 matches | ||
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




77 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8064 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,700 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5085 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2997 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2735 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2883 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,366,868 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 574 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | mungeR | 57% | 275 |
| #6 | CRETEZY | 56% | 146 |
| #7 | BABY420 | 55% | 128 |
| #8 | YANmega | 55% | 170 |
| #9 | JamBussy | 52% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sm^th | 21 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | mungeR | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | BABY420 | 11 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | ト ノ ツ ツ | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | saber2k | 6 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mungeR | 1534 | 0.27 | 42 min |
| #2 | Sm^th | 1177 | 0.13 | 33 min |
| #3 | BABY420 | 541 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #4 | YANmega | 450 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #5 | ト ノ ツ ツ | 288 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BellyPeppy | +3.72 | 86 | 60 |
| #2 | saber2k | +1.64 | 62 | 69 |
| #3 | YANmega | +0.96 | 73 | 57 |
| #4 | Sm^th | +0.54 | 63 | 61 |
| #5 | mungeR | +0.14 | 62 | 79 |





