








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 922 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 140 matches | ||
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6228 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,429 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8613 | 27% |
| Smokes | 10066 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 6592 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6158 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,537,934 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1073 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | dramatron | 53% | 51 |
| #8 | BABY420 | 52% | 116 |
| #9 | YANmega | 50% | 178 |
| #10 | CRETEZY | 50% | 294 |
| #11 | JamBussy | 39% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BellyPeppy | 32 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Sm^th | 18 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | CRETEZY | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | BABY420 | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | JamBussy | 5 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sm^th | 1108 | 0.12 | 32 min |
| #2 | BellyPeppy | 677 | 0.12 | 20 min |
| #3 | BABY420 | 491 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #4 | YANmega | 488 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #5 | CRETEZY | 374 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BellyPeppy | +4.10 | 87 | 61 |
| #2 | b' | +2.56 | 82 | 58 |
| #3 | saber2k | +2.35 | 61 | 68 |
| #4 | dramatron | +1.74 | 79 | 65 |
| #5 | YANmega | +1.31 | 77 | 54 |





