








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 365 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2295 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,548 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2482 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1245 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1542 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1279 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $822,534 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 154 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BellyPeppy | 55% | 170 |
| #2 | BABY420 | 54% | 78 |
| #3 | Sm^th | 54% | 216 |
| #4 | mungeR | 50% | 178 |
| #5 | CRETEZY | 49% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BellyPeppy | 14 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | mungeR | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Sm^th | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | CRETEZY | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | ト ノ ツ ツ | 3 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mungeR | 916 | 0.25 | 26 min |
| #2 | Sm^th | 533 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #3 | BellyPeppy | 432 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #4 | BABY420 | 335 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #5 | CRETEZY | 109 | 0.06 | 3 min |





