








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1584 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 212 matches | ||
| Premier | 188 matches | ||
| Faceit | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10245 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,144 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7331 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5280 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6426 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5107 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,194,443 of utility $219 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 923 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | mungeR | 55% | 453 |
| #6 | YANmega | 54% | 216 |
| #7 | CRETEZY | 51% | 221 |
| #8 | BABY420 | 49% | 360 |
| #9 | JamBussy | 46% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BellyPeppy | 68 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | BABY420 | 28 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | mungeR | 24 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | ト ノ ツ ツ | 15 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | saber2k | 7 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mungeR | 2374 | 0.26 | 69 min |
| #2 | BABY420 | 1592 | 0.22 | 32 min |
| #3 | BellyPeppy | 1032 | 0.11 | 32 min |
| #4 | YANmega | 598 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #5 | ト ノ ツ ツ | 571 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BellyPeppy | +3.65 | 86 | 60 |
| #2 | saber2k | +2.32 | 61 | 71 |
| #3 | YANmega | +1.25 | 76 | 56 |
| #4 | Sm^th | +1.25 | 64 | 61 |
| #5 | mungeR | +0.63 | 63 | 79 |





