








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 180 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Faceit | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3960 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,139 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2731 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3062 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2725 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1621 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,163,891 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoLeNzO | 68% | 28 |
| #2 | Meat Shield | 56% | 68 |
| #3 | KasuaaliKassu | 55% | 65 |
| #4 | TungtungtungSahur | 54% | 129 |
| #5 | Japezz | 51% | 222 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Meat Shield | 56% | 68 |
| #3 | KasuaaliKassu | 55% | 65 |
| #4 | TungtungtungSahur | 54% | 129 |
| #5 | Japezz | 51% | 222 |
| #6 | Mak3z | 48% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Japezz | 10 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | RoLeNzO | 9 | 0.0150 |
| #3 | KasuaaliKassu | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | TungtungtungSahur | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Mak3z | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Japezz | 485 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #2 | KasuaaliKassu | 171 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | TungtungtungSahur | 141 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | Mak3z | 61 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | RoLeNzO | 35 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KasuaaliKassu | +3.87 | 84 | 69 |
| #2 | TungtungtungSahur | +2.38 | 69 | 60 |
| #3 | Jenn1 | +1.75 | 74 | 56 |
| #4 | RoLeNzO | +1.75 | 72 | 37 |
| #5 | Mak3z | -0.70 | 41 | 50 |





