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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 367 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1162 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,973 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 806 | 8% |
| Smokes | 3010 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3297 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2860 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,064,870 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jenn1 | 56% | 68 |
| #2 | KasuaaliKassu | 51% | 164 |
| #3 | Japezz | 50% | 147 |
| #4 | TungtungtungSahur | 46% | 327 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jenn1 | 56% | 68 |
| #2 | KasuaaliKassu | 51% | 164 |
| #3 | Japezz | 50% | 147 |
| #4 | TungtungtungSahur | 46% | 327 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jenn1 | 10 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | TungtungtungSahur | 8 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Japezz | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | KasuaaliKassu | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KasuaaliKassu | 570 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #2 | Japezz | 400 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | TungtungtungSahur | 330 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #4 | Jenn1 | 164 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TungtungtungSahur | +3.80 | 70 | 57 |
| #2 | KasuaaliKassu | +3.57 | 83 | 69 |
| #3 | Jenn1 | +3.34 | 76 | 50 |
| #4 | Japezz | -2.10 | 48 | 51 |
| #5 | Meat Shield | -5.61 | 16 | 55 |





