








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 323 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2431 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,979 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2117 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2239 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2785 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1838 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $765,349 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ignas | 74% | 43 |
| #2 | Freaky bob | 61% | 31 |
| #3 | yeatfan45 | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | ุ | 57% | 23 |
| #5 | PhxR | 56% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Blekaitis | 43% | 70 |
| #14 | Kaunas | 42% | 59 |
| #15 | glorpa | 42% | 26 |
| #16 | Jonas Kiauliena | 41% | 32 |
| #17 | Sparta | 33% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scarfz | 20 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | PhxR | 7 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | bob | 5 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Ignas | 5 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | yeatfan45 | 5 | 0.0146 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PhxR | +3.71 | 87 | 45 |
| #2 | oresa | +2.82 | 74 | 34 |
| #3 | Blekaitis | +2.63 | 54 | 70 |
| #4 | Freaky bob | +2.31 | 83 | 56 |
| #5 | yeatfan45 | +1.84 | 82 | 54 |





