








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 260 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 284 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3422 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,216 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4514 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4531 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3264 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3907 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,457,342 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 273 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | โณ๐ฎ๐ซ๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ฎ๐ฌ | 57% | 136 |
| #2 | Kapoler | 53% | 32 |
| #3 | MasterBlasterNL | 50% | 212 |
| #4 | แดแดษดแด๊ฑ | 50% | 100 |
| #5 | ๐๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ญ๐บ | 48% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | โณ๐ฎ๐ซ๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ฎ๐ฌ | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | -Noah- | 5 | 0.0087 |
| #3 | MasterBlasterNL | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | shibble.cfg -13- | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | แดแดษดแด๊ฑ | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | แดแดษดแด๊ฑ | 512 | 0.25 | 12 min |
| #2 | shibble.cfg -13- | 295 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #3 | MasterBlasterNL | 181 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #4 | โณ๐ฎ๐ซ๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ฎ๐ฌ | 122 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | -Noah- | 65 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kapoler | +2.25 | 72 | 58 |
| #2 | shibble.cfg -13- | +1.50 | 70 | 70 |
| #3 | MasterBlasterNL | +1.15 | 72 | 56 |
| #4 | Bazz | +0.77 | 69 | 60 |
| #5 | โณ๐ฎ๐ซ๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ฎ๐ฌ | +0.29 | 61 | 47 |





