








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1340 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 431 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6410 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,320 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6970 | 28% |
| Smokes | 8513 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3913 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 5924 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,272,221 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 213 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Usan | 64% | 33 |
| #3 | threeNil | 64% | 33 |
| #4 | copiN | 59% | 46 |
| #5 | mmmmm | 55% | 51 |
| #6 | Aggressivee- | 55% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | copiN | 228 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #2 | Usan | 138 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #3 | Aggressivee- | 126 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #4 | threeNil | 99 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | mmmmm | 97 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Usan | +2.56 | 87 | 61 |
| #2 | mmmmm | +1.81 | 81 | 57 |
| #3 | joy lobo | +1.61 | 59 | 65 |
| #4 | copiN | +1.35 | 79 | 59 |
| #5 | Aggressivee- | +0.92 | 69 | 68 |





